Wdf is on Tv ? !

Okay so me and my wifee Jam (call her wifee cuz we've been best friends for about 6 years) But anyways.
We're sittn here watchin MTV & Paris Hilton new show "My New BFF" is on. Shit is odee funny and stoopid at the sametime. When she eliminates one of the chicks instead of sayin TTYL the bitch says TTYN.... "Talk To You NEVER". Me n Jam are over here rollin. LOL. Dass funny. Dass my new shit now.

Now Fat Man Scoop and his wife got they own show called "Man & Wife". And its my first time watchin this shit. They basically talkin about Sex and shit. It seems pretty funny. Someone asked em if its important to talk about how many people you're man or girl has slept with. and the response was No. We dont discuss da past. Its what we're bringin now. Ha! Stop playinnn... Lets see what i get out of this tho.

Side barz:
i spoke to my island today <3>

_Chyll

_my island<3

_So where do i begin. I have been through some shyt in my lifetime as far as relationships have gone. I am not as open with others which affects the purity in the relationship i have with my significant other. I am afraid to be alone. My insecurities of not having that person to talk to restricts me to certain things.

_ Getting involved with people and starting over is a huge step for me. ughz. It's just irritating when you are with someone for three years on and off and then you think that your going to be with that person for a while but then...its over. How do you start over?? It is not that fucking easy. However, everything happenz for a reason.

_Meeting someone at a club isn't really something you pursue. It's usually a one time thing and thats it. The next morning you wake up and talk with your gurls on how cute the guy you were dancing with was. Chances are you guys exchanged numbers but nothing really goes on from there.....but some situations are different=)

_Hoping for the best!

_Just got off the phone with island......11am class in a couple of hrz

_Stay tuned for everday day shyt

<3chyll

_these people called friends

_chyll. I told you i was not going to write in this everyday but I have some shyt to get off my chest. What are friends? What is their role suppose to be in your life? No one knows because things are different now-a-days. However, as time goes on you learn how to pick and choose your friends and those who are really there for you are the ones that usually stick around. Like the bother of a group of friends I have. Ughzzzz. Where do I begin? Well my friends at school are just DIFFERENT. Meeting them my freshman year and gettin as close as we are now has been a big part of my life. Where do I begin...?



_Well we have Queen B (Esther) who is the mother of all of us. She speaks her mind even when it is not neccesary. Just her being herself is a joke; but you know when to take her serious. When you first read her name you would think that she is Asian c'mon lets be serious her last name is FAN FAN(lol). She is haitian which is funny when sayin jokes in the crib because when something out of the ordinary happens we say "See thats, that haitian shyt"lol. <3>
_ Then we have my roommate, mind you I have a single (Shabori). She is clearly the baby in the house.She plays basketball and is a very social person. Social in the sense where she knows almost everyone on campus; however her being so social can get annoying. She screams your name every hour on the hour and she visits everyone every night before going to bed, then she comes back to my room. Oh I almost forgot my other roommate HER BOYFRIEND.(smh jerk)You got to love her though<3
_Now its pretty lil ham(sammi). She is a very shy, nice and helpful person. She enjoys doing hair and can be sassy at times. She is the smallest of all our friends and still gets fly with childrens clothes and the kids section in H&M....Stop Playiiiinnnn. She hooks a sister up when it comes to shyt that I do not understand or need.<3
_Now we have White gurl with a big booty (steph). She knows what to say and when to say it. She is not afraid to say what she has to say which is good in our friendship. She gives the most hugs in our house and is very adorable. What is funny is that she is the only white girl in the house of all black people and we ask her like what do people say about that like " what makes steph so cool?"(lol) "How did she fit in like what the fuck?" Steph plays softball is the shyt at it she is fuckin nice. I mean she is the captain now and all. <3
_Then there is Long ass (Tay). She is long. Everything about her is long her arms her ass her hands (if you know what I mean) her legs and even her head. She is Tay she is a germ freak and cleans everything before she does anything with it. She enjoys shopping with out really shopping for shit (insider) and she surprisingly comes back with shit for everyone. At times we may feel as though she is selfish but hey people are just used to different things. She is an emotional person and you have to watch what you say around her which sometimes forces us to say shit behind her back. I mean we love her tho... well i do she always has something that I do not and I can count on her to listen to my stories when no one else does.....(FAN FAN) lol. Tay is my doctor in the house she takes care of my ass.<3

_Jam your shyt coming soon!
_Stay tuned for the bullshyt

_chyll<3>

_in depth

_So its me Tash...Perfect....chyll...rude...what ever you want to call me. I am a pretty easy going person and I absolutely enjoy having fun...let me repeat I can make a party poppin. I do not like dealing with bullshit, dishing out bullshit or listening to bullshit so do not be about bullshit and your good to go. I have lived in Brooklyn, New York all 18 yrs of my life which has been and still is an interesting experience. From fist fights to crowd hypes. From make ups to breakups. From the Projects to the suburbs. I been through it all.

_How people percieve me as an individual is very important to me; I say this because it is bullshit when people say " I do not care what people think of me" pure bullshit all over there lips. People do care, they care wether they want to or not it is basic human nature. Read up on Freud if you do not believe me.(stay tuned for Freud )

_ One thing everyone knows about me is that I keep it real. I do not sugar code anything even if it hurts because thats just me...ya dig. I keep people around me who are about there business and know how to have a good time. Although i may come off as having a hard attitude at first I am a pretty nice, emotional, lovable person. I am always willing to make someone laugh wether they want to or not.

_One thing my friends know is that I will always be here for them no matter what happenz...Love u Guyz we go through it but fuk it

"WE CAN HAVE WATEVER WE LIKE "

_Stay tuned for everyday bullshit
_chyll<3